Monday, October 12, 2009

Pineapple Princess

Okay--honest confession here: I do not garden in the summer. Mainly because nothing says DOOM more than weeding when it's 115 in the shade. So, the garden is sorts of left to its own devices during the hot months. Mea culpa, poor little plants.





But, now it's beautiful again, and I love being outside and seeing all the fabulous things that have survived the Arizona "tough love" program. One of my favorites is this:






If you're not well-traveled in Hawaii or other tropical regions, you may not recognize these. They are in fact pineapple plants. And they are EASY to grow. (So easy that I can grow them in the summer. That's beyond the realm of easy and edging into ludicrously simple territory, that is.)



If you'd like your own pineapple plantation:



  • Take a nice fresh pineapple from your local produce market. (Nothing that's been chilled, because that may prevent growth.)


  • Go ahead and prepare and eat the pineapple. No waste and yummy dessert: the best of both worlds.


  • Take the crown--the leafy, spiky top that you cut off to eat the fruit--and remove any fruit or peel that may remain on it. You only want the spiky bit, and anything else on it will just rot and make a mess.


  • Take the crown and put it into a bowl of water--a cereal bowl will do.

  • Set the bowl in a nice sunny spot and keep it watered.


  • Within a couple of weeks roots should start to form. You can then take the new plant and pot it or put it into the garden. (All of ours--we have four now--were started in pots and transplanted.) If you put them outside, remember to give them a little shade if you live in an intensely hot area--like us--and no matter where you live you will have to protect them from freeze and frost damage during the winter. Kept indoors in a large pot, in a northern-lighted room, one will produce fruit (one pineapple--this is not a high-yield plant!) in two years. Outside? Well, I'll let you know if it ever gets that far. But in the meantime I have some interesting plants and the hope of a taste of paradise.
Happy growing!